Monday, March 29, 2010

I wonder

So this is a bit of an emo topic but I have been curious about it for awhile now. So say the me of 2010 goes back and kills the me of 2005, just shoots her in the face kills her. (Lets see the CSI guys figure that one out shall we) So now the 2010 kills her, does the 2010 version of me stay alive in the place of the 2005 me? If so what happens when we hit 2010? Do I automatically go back to 2005 again and start this all over again as a loop? If I do start a new time line and it goes farther than 2010 do I have to continue to wait for another future me to come kill off this version of me too? My mind tends to wander off on reasoning like this from time to time, no harm to anyone but myself I suppose.

Friday, March 12, 2010

In flight......

So........ I am afraid to fly. There it is...... now you all know. I know that it is common knowledge as to how big of a pansy I really am and with this we shall add just a little more on top of the pile.

Statistically I know that flying is safer than driving. How often do you hear about a plane crash as compared to a car accident? I think mentally the only difference in this is that a plane crash is going to last a lot longer than the split second of a car accident. Also looking at the numbers a car accident is going to take out a handful of people tops as to the plane well there's about 100 of us at least goin down in flames on that one. Unless we are still on the ground then we just blow up. Let me go into detail with this....... Its not that I dislike the flight. I like the flight itself, I don't even mind turbulence actually. Its the take off and the landing that make me sick. That dropping in your stomach feeling that you get on the roller coaster does it too. There is just something about the sensation that kills me.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Door Mat

I have decided to get this title tattooed across my forehead and save the people time to discover that I am one. OK seriously I can only have a sympathetic ear to a certain extent. So talking to a guy I like, he is going off about his ex and how she is getting married to someone else... blah blah effing blah, but on the outside I am like "Oh wow I'm so sorry, I know that has got to be hard on you." Now two weeks later this is all he talks about to me. Ever text message I recieve starts off with "So this girl....." OK who cares!!!! You have been broken up for more than 6 months now and I am sure she was great lay but you were only together for 6 months before the break up in the first place. So after my consideration of just ending this now I do not reply to the text. 1am...... (I have to be to work at 6 mind you) I get a text that says "I am writing a book that is called #%$&&^(&*%$T#@" I have left out the name of the book to protect the author but the title was something close to Only in the darkness or something like Myside of the pain or something but you get the hint. So I am looking at this and take the bait. I respond with "are you a disturbed person? - "Yes" okie...... so my response is "are we talking oh i am so emo, my girlfriend broke up with me or I like to torture small animals and wonder what human flesh tastes like kind of disturbed?" I do NOT like it when people don't respond to the more serious need to know questions.

On another side note. I have wondered what a Human tastes like. Not in a serious lets cook up a person patty kinda deal but in the I wonder if we taste Gamey like an elk or deer or if we are closer to Pork since we are closer to a pig as far as anatomy and what not goes.

Disclaimer: This writer has never and would never taste human flesh even if the offer arose.