Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Centaur sex anyone?


Background: Jenny is a girl at work that Loves her husband very much. How do I know? We get details. Apparently my mind has filed this information away for future use that burst forth in the most disturbing dream i have had to date..........


So in my dream we are in a wonderful world of centaurs, humans, elf's and other mystical beings. So in the office, our lovely Jenny has taken form of a centaur, lovely long hair, beautiful chestnut colored mare dressed in complete Dominatrix leather bustier, laced up the sides with a push up bra (completely un-needed with her assets). Shane, her manly man centaur husband enters the scene later.........


So early morning were all sitting around at work talking about the weekend, chit chat girl talk nothing new when all of the sudden Jenny clip clops over to go into full on graphic detail about the sex she had this weekend... ok nothing new but all of the sudden my dream turns to movie flash back mode.....


Setting: pasture at twilight, grass is over long and blowing gently. Shane and Jenny embrace lovingly before she turns so he can mount her. Enter helicopter...... the grass in the pasture is whipped into a frenzy as the helicopter hovers over this porno like love scene right out of the discovery nature show. The suction from the helicopter almost lifts Shane off of his hoofs also causing Jenny's hind quarters to lift slightly making for the perfect angle for the best copulating EVER! (as Shane later puts it to her).


Flash back to the office and pan around to all of our shocked faces and stunned silence...........


Reality: I wake up in full WTF mode. The first thought that enters my mind is my god I have to see her today.

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